I Need To Know Who Owns This Perfect Butt

via DailyMail

I guess the other day was the no pants subway ride, or whatever. All the idiots in the world rolling around on the T and subway, without pants, for some reason that I am far too lazy to look up. Anyway, I was taking a gander through all the pics because, well, there might be a nice butt. And I guess it was my lucky day. Who does this belong to? Why is she riding the subway without pants when she’s got a behind that belongs on billboards? This girl is CRAZY hot. All these stupid “let’s get half naked for no reason” things are for people who can’t get someone to look at them but I have no idea what this girl’s problem was. I’ve seen her for two second and I’m already in love. Hooker boots, blue boy shorts and an incredible bum and I already came.