Science Officially Concludes That Girls Squirting Is Just Peeing

(Source) — On December 24, a group of French scientists published what is probably the first medical-journal article on squirting. They gave pelvic ultrasound scans to seven women who previously reported emitting about a cup full of liquid (!) when they had sex. By administering the scans after the women peed, and then twice during sexual stimulation, they were able to conclude exactly where the liquid was coming from and what it consisted of—and, spoiler alert, it was pee.

I’ve never encountered a squirter. I’ve been told it’s part of an orgasm and, well, in my experience a tongue alphabet and 120 seconds of awkward thrusting isn’t enough to get a girl there. But, this is both surprising and not surprising to me… if that makes any sense. It’s surprising because how much fucking liquid do girls like Flower Tucci and Cytherea hold in them? Are they part camel? The longest piss I’ve ever taken is like a minute but I guess I’ve seen those girls go number 1 for like 20 minutes straight. Hit the goddamn ceiling with their stuff. I’ve used all my force to pee as hard as possible before (because when I was younger I wanted to pee loud like a real man) and I couldn’t come close to getting the distance they get. On the other hand, chicks like Bonnie Rotten basically have their assholes fall out when they squirt. That, I’ve done. Everyone has that accidental fart/almost poop when they’re taking a leak. Sometimes it just happens to a girl on set.

PS – If I’m hydrated enough can I just pee on a girl and pretend it’s a Peter North type money shot?

h/t THE DON