People Still Gonna Say Biebs Didn't Smash Christie Brinkley?

People keep saying I’m crazy for saying Bieber fucked Christie Brinkley.  Oh am I?  Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?  It’s impossible.  Is it?  Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?  It can’t be.  Can’t it? Or is your entire world crashing down?  Don’t be naive.  Of course Bieber slipped her the dick.  That’s what the Bad Boy of Rock N Roll does.