Mr. Kraft's Flip Phone Is The Most Outstanding Thing In The World Right Now

I have a medical need to know what the deal is with that cell phone. Because it’s not a burner. I remember a while ago Jerry Jones was caught with an old phone and everyone said it was a burner for his girls. Well Bob Kraft doesn’t need that. His 26 year old girlfriend isn’t going to break up with him for any reason, ever. No point to go to these extremes and have stupid phones. So what is he doing? Who’s he talking to? You think he’s ordering a new sweet pair of kicks? Some Molly for the postgame party? What could possibly be going on because I NEED to know.

I do like how he makes Jonathan hold it though. Not a great look for the owner of the New England Patriots to pull this thing out of his pocket.