Chips Ahoy Original Vs. Chewy Chips Ahoy…Who Ya Got?

Vs.

So this question was posed to me on twitter last night. I almost didn’t answer it because I didn’t even want to dignify it with a response. But I’m a man of the people so I tweeted back “Original Chips Ahoy duh”. Well I got to be honest. I was STUNNED by how many people started chirping that I was an idiot and saying Chewy Chips Ahoy were better. Listen I know this is a personal preference thing. I know you can’t theoretically be wrong choosing one or the other. I know only fools get in arguments about shit like this. I understand all that, but let me say this loud and clear. You’re an absolute moron if you like Chewy Chips Ahoy more than Original. Seriously this isn’t an opinion question. It’s a fact. Like it will get dark tonight. The Jets stink. Original Chips Ahoy are better than Chewy Chips Ahoy. Anything else is simply the wrong answer. If you think Chewy Chips Ahoy are better cookies I don’t think you should be allowed to breathe the same air I do.

PS – I don’t know what Chips Ahoy Gooey are and I don’t want to know.    Also I’m not saying Chips Ahoy are great cookies either.  They’re good but they are what they are.  A 6.0 store bought cookie at best.

Vote 1 for Chewy and 10 for I have taste buds