People Are Outraged About This Video Of People Making A Fish......Smoke A Cigarette

Mirror- Shocking video footage has emerged of a fish being forced to smoke a CIGARETTE. The footage has been uploaded to viral site LiveLeak and Youtube and has drawn stinging criticism for its cruelty. It shows the fish – thought to be tropical and not one found in British waters – posed upright on a plank of wood on a boat with the lit cigarette wedged into its mouth. Someone can be seen pointing at the fish as the cigarette burns for about 30 seconds before falling from the fish’s mouth.

Hey, fish have been forced to do worse.  And if we’re being honest, that fish looks cool as hell smoking that cigarette.  Yeah, it’s terrible of these people to do something like this and they shouldn’t be doing it and they deserve the backlash from fish lovers.  All of that is true.  But you know how historically people have always said smoking cigarettes makes people look cooler and that’s part of their allure?  Like, “Look at me.  You think I give a fuck about my health?  Cause I don’t.”  People say it looks badass.  Well I didn’t see it until just now.  That fish looks like one cool customer with that heater hanging out of his mouth.  He looks like a jazz musician or something.  He looks like somebody I want to get to know and be friends with.  I’m not a smoker (at least not until I’ve had 10 beers.  Then I’m a chain smoker) and I felt less cool after watching that video.  Forget camels as mascots for cigarette companies.  They should move on to fish.  Sign this little fishy to a contract and cigarettes will start flying off the shelves.  Well, more than they already are.