Fordham Professor Struggles With Online Lecture Format As A Student, With "Tousled Hair," Had A "Naked Man" On Her Sofa In Background Of Webcam

The transition to online classes has been tough. As we can see above, an FIU student forgot that all of her fellow students could see her while she was on the potty. Not a great look. I have no idea how she didn't understand the basics behind Zoom, but when you gotta go, you gotta go. 

In a recent article in the New York Post, a Fordham professor discussed some of the difficulties he/she is facing when it comes to holding classes via video:

SOURCE-A Fordham University professor got a bit of a peepshow last week during their first online lecture.

The student’s hair was tousled and she had a strange, sated look in her eye, and as the class prepared to sign off of their videoconference, the professor immediately guessed what was going on.

“I could see a nude man rising from a sofa in her living room, and it was clear from her face that she had just had a great night,” said the professor about his first experience on Zoom, a videoconferencing tool that he is now using to teach his class of 90 students. “When I saw him, I immediately paused the video and looked away.”

As a Fordham University alum, it was always funny when some of the older teachers realized that the kids on campus were, in fact, doing the sex. There is no information on whether or not this teacher is older, but I can tell you for sure that Fordham is still run by individuals who believe students uphold "Jesuit Values" at all points. Members of the opposite sex cannot be in your room past 3 AM (if they live in a different dorm or off-campus) and you must sign in all guests to your dorm. So, yeah, it makes sense that this Fordham professor is shocked to learn that some of his/her students are doing the sex, even during the quarantine.

P.s. Are they doing Zoom pornos yet on Pornhub? They have to be, right? That'd be the easiest plotline ever. A professor starts a Zoom class and then everyone just starts doing the sex on their respective webcams?