This New Nike Lebron Ad Has Officially Made Me Hate The Entire City of Cleveland

First things first.  Let’s forget the fact that I was 1,000 percent right about why Bron Bron went back to Cleveland.  That it has nothing to do with his love of the city and everything to do with him recaputuring the spotlight and making himself the center of attention again.  It gave ESPN a reason to do Lebron Sportscenter 24/7.   It gave Nike a reason to make these vomit inducing commercials.   It’s all about Bron Bron redefining the narrative of his career and making himself into Jesus Christ.   I’m not even exaggerating either.   He’s positioning himself as the Savior of Cleveland.   Who cares if he’s the guy who burnt the city to the ground in the first place?  But none of that is the point of this blog.

Instead I need to make an official statement.  Lebron has now made me DESPISE the entire city of Cleveland.   I don’t even know how that’s possible.  Like how do you hate such a pathetic city?   A city that never wins at anything and is a universal laughing stock?  How do you hate a city like that?  Well the answer is by letting Lebron waltz into this city that he broke and then watching these peons hoist him up on their shoulders again.  Have some spine.  Have some backbone.  Have some dignity.   It’s disgusting to watch.   If you can’t respect yourself than neither can I.  All this Bron Bron Cleveland lovefest shit makes me want to puke.    It makes my blood boil.   It makes me despise everybody in that pathetic wretched city.   The Cavs are now my least favorite team in the NBA.  I hate the Browns.  I hate the Indians.  I think I may even hate Johnny Football.   That’s how bad it’s gotten. I’m glad the city is bankrupt.   I am actively rooting against them not only in sports but in life.   Lebron did this to you.  He’s made a mockery of you yet again and you don’t even realize it.