Meanwhile In Louisville: A Couple Lost Their Damn Minds At The Grocery Store When They Weren't Allowed To Buy 23 CASES Of Mountain Dew

What are we doing here?!? 23 cases of Mountain Dew? 552 cans of Mountain Dew?!? What could you possibly do with that much soda. Listen, I enjoy a wild cherry Pepsi at dinner from time to time because I'm a 32-year old child. I get it. Sometimes soda hits the spot, no matter how shitty it is for you. But 23 cases? That's just outrageous. It's also very Louisville what's happening here. Louisville is the only place that would buy this much Mountain Dew. 

The real thing here is, these people are the biggest fucking assholes in the world right now. With everything going on, all you gotta do is buy a few cases of soda and be polite to workers. Don't lose your shit on people right now. Don't try to buy 552 cans of Mountain Dew. Mix it up. Get a few cases, drink them in a day or two and go get some more like normal human beings. 

I gotta know what this doomsday bunker looks like that ole Chester and his wife 100% have built. I assume they have excellent snacks. Probably no real food. Just a bunch of Mountain Dew, Oreos and Gushers. It's probably a 10-year old heaven closet, just with two asshole weirdos. 

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