The Hottest Couple In All The Land Is On to Denver

My day: Woke up, sat on the couch, did literally nothing else.

Tom’s day: Woke up, threw 5 incompletions to go with 5 touchdowns, took a super hot pic with his super hot wife, made a Belichick joke, continued to dominate Facebook. Can’t wait until he gets on Twitter in 10 years.