Wake Up With 316 Stone Cold Stunners
STUNNER! STUNNER! STUNNER!!! Changing it up from our smutty WWF Friday Wake Ups by throwing a shitload of Stunners to give us a boost of energy on a boring Friday. Out of the long list of things The Rock did better than everyone else back in his prime, I don't know if anything topped his ability to sell the Stunner. Seeing a giant man mountain flop around like a fish after being hit by a wrestling move makes me laugh to this day. I also don't know if JR ever called a move with the vigor as he called with the Stunner. Between the damage it appeared to cause in the ring and the ease you could do it to your friends, I consider the Stunner the greatest finishing move in wrestling history. So crack open a Steveweiser since time is no longer a real thing and lets keep this Friday moving!