The Lamest Brawl Of All Time Happened In A Brazilian Soccer Game Tonight

When I pressed play, I was excited. What ended up happening was a big load of absolutely nothing. I saw one kick thrown and zero punches. Just a bunch of "ho, ho, HOLD ME BACK" soccer players across the pitch. For the announcer to say "it's threatening really" was a disappointment to say the least. This was the opposite of threatening, really. 

This is all we have left, folks. Random soccer clips. Time to get into eSports.