Meet John McDonough, The Most Dangerous Man In Chicago Right Now
Look at him. Ole' mouth-toucher John McDonough. Right hand too. No purell in sight. Probably walked right up and shook someone's hand after that. Sure this picture was taken years ago and it is in the Getty Images catalogue but it probably happened last night too and if prior stories about John McDonough are true then this was probably the least of his offenses.
A little Throwback Thursday for you
(Source)--John McDonough has been known to lick the frosting off of a cupcake and then put the frosting-less cupcake back on the tray with the rest of the cupcakes just in case someone else wanted to eat one with his spit. Just sugar, no carbs, that’s the McDonough way.
If you were in the club level last night and you used the same dessert tray that served John McDonough well there's a VERY good chance that you now have coronavirus(allegedly)((but also you should probably go get tested)). McDonough might not be patient zero for Coronavirus, but if he had it then he'd instantly become the epicenter. He'd spread that disease to more people by the sheer nature of his alleged willingness to spread his saliva via mushroom cloud. Licking everything in sight with no regard for human life. Again, this story was just told to me by a Blackhawks employee. I pray to god it isn't true. But if it is, just avoid him if possible. For your own safety.
The flip side of the argument is that McDonough also doesn't care for (some) public crowds
9) Your Birthday Is Cancelled
I love a good blizzard. Who doesn’t? Well John is very particular about them. One time, allegedly of course, John McDonough thought that the Blizzards from DQ were “too frozen”. So he cancelled the birthday party. If John doesn’t get his climate controlled blizzard on his time then nobody gets to have one. Throw that shit out, and maybe you’ll get a birthday next year, Becky. Or just let them thaw before you invite John over for that peanut buttercup blizzard.
Tough to know what is true and what isn't…all allegedly. I do know that a hospital mask won't help him though