Meet 'Dinky One', The Dating Site 'Connecting Those With Smaller Penises To Those Who Prefer One'
Finally, a dating site for YOU! (Just goofin' haha, maybe.)
I single, double, triple checked and yes, this is real. And yes, creator David Minns decided that - out of all the names in the world - he'd call a dating site for men with small penises "Dinky One".
During my own brainstorming session to see if I could come up with a better brand name, "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean," popped in my head leading me to ...eMotions / Making Waves / BigHearts / Oral Kingz.
I really think any of those would have been better than Dinky One. But enough about me being hung up on the name because despite it, the site already has nearly 30,000 members and 27% of them are women seeking, well... dinky ones.
Via the site:
If you think you have a smaller than average penis there's no need to be embarrassed. At dinkyone.com every man has a below average penis size. This means anyone you date will be fully aware and you can avoid unnecessary pressure or anxiety. Our site is totally free to join and is open to males, females and transgender people of any sexuality.
What is average penis size?
The global average erect penis length about 5.5 inches (14 cm). If your penis is less than this you are eligible to join us. Remember that 50% of the male population will have a penis less than average size. That's 50% of the men in your university, the office, a night club, the train. You are certainly not alone and 100% of the men on this site are less than average. Also remember, men often like to exaggerate. If you hear someone saying they are 7 inches it generally means 6 or 6.5 at best.
Micropenis
Some men have a micropenis, this is defined by an erect size less than 3½ inches (9 cm). If you fall into this group and have struggled with sexual partners in the past you need to try Dinky One!
Who likes a smaller penis?
Just as there are men that are smaller than average, there are women who are also smaller than average. They can often find sexual intercourse painful. There are also women who have a fetish interest in small guys, often they play a dominant role.
Anonymous profiles and accounts
If you don't want people to know you joined us today then be anonymous. The only personal information required to join is an email address and pictures are optional. You can also opt-out of email alerts from our privacy menu. If you don't like us or find a partner you can delete you account with 1 click and all data is erased instantly.
As someone with almost negative-sized boobs (maybe I need a dating site for guys with small hands?) I know it can suck to be judged on size but once I was past high school I stopped caring.. No more socks in the bra. On the other hand I imagine this has to be waaaay worse & more anxiety inducing for a fella, and waaay past high school & beyond.
Especially because there's a stigma. Small dicks are often the butt of a joke… Guy in a lifted truck? Probably has a little dick. Guy calls me a c-word (cunt) online? A micropenis accusation is usually my first line or rebuttal. (Pshh, he prolly does tho.)
But hey - not the end of the world, Lil D Gang. Most guys with average/bigger hogs still have little-to-no idea how to use them & aren't aware that ladies often require more stimulation than jabbin' that thang around (because us ladies fake it instead of being honest because we were raised to be overly-polite & our sex ed was garbage & we can only take so much friction before we just give up without hurting your feelings despite our own frustrations because we're too nice). Whoa… Where was I? Ah - so you're honestly not that far behind the bigger D dudes, especially if you have other skills.
Basically, while the size of the boat does matter to many - there's still a lot of folks who would just be thrilled with anyone who has a solid understanding of the motion of the ocean regardless.
In closing, I still hate the name of this site but me & my bleeding heart get it. Be open to sailing your dinghy on over to Dinky One & get ready to rock someone's boat (vagina and/or penis), possibly mostly with your *rudder (mouth).