New Taylor Swift Song Is A Fire Jam (Plus My Rankings Of The Hotness Of Her Characters)

Taylor Swift just waited until mid-August and still dropped the song of the summer. Cockkkyyyyyyyy.

As for hotness rankings, let’s do it!

1. Breakdancing Taylor

2. Audrey Hepburn Taylor

3. Cheerleading Taylor

4. Big Glasses Taylor (I LOVE chicks in these glasses)

5. Fly Girl Taylor