Russian Guy Says The Only Reason A Bear Stopped Attacking Him Was Because His Bieber Ringtone Went Off (Alternate Headline: Russian Man Is A Liar)

(Source) – A Russian fisherman says that Justin Bieber saved his life…sort of. Igor Vorozhbitsyn was on his way to a northern Russia fishing spot when he was suddenly attacked by a bear. “I had parked my car and was walking towards the spot I’d marked out when there was a tremendous impact on my back and the bear was on top of me,” Vorozhbitsyn told Central European News. But then, with what turned out to be extremely fortuitous timing, the 42-year-old man’s cell phone started ringing. The Justin Bieber song “Baby” started playing, and the bear — who was either frightened by the sound or who perhaps is a Bieber fan himself and wanted to go easy on a fellow Belieber — fled. “I couldn’t believe my luck when the phone went off and he fled,” Vorozhbitsyn said. “I know that sort of ringtone isn’t to everyone’s taste, but my granddaughter loaded it onto my phone for a joke.”

Fuckkkkk this guy. Look I get people’s gripes with Bieber. I understand why people don’t like him today. I admit he’s a bit arrogant and dresses like an asshole. But Igor Vorozhbitsyn needs to get the fuck out of my face when he tells me “Baby” is the song the bear hated. If “Baby” started playing then that bear didn’t stop attacking you and run, he stopped attacking you and danced his fucking ass off. 2010 Bieber was the hotness. Anyone who tries to tell me that Baby is a bad song is the same tough guy who tried to tell me that NSYNC and Backstreet Boys sucked when I was bumping that shit on my Discman (with ESP, of course) in 5th grade. You know you like it, you know it makes you move, stop denying your desires. If you think Baby is a gay song then you’re so overly straight that you’re clearly gay.

Now cue the music!