#FireGarPax - NBA Rookie Of The Month Coby White To Finally Get His 1st Career Start

Carl 3/9/2020 5:23 PM

If there's any doubt as to why Jim Boylen sucks at being an NBA head coach then look no further than Coby White making his first career start 65 games deep into his rookie year. Congratulations to Coby on hopefully starting the next 10-12 years in a Bulls uniform but unfortunately this milestone will be overshadowed by the fact it took over 4 full calendar months to make the move.

But Carl. Coby White isn't that good.

Is that good, because it certainly looks and feels good STEP BACK

DADDYS HOME

BOOM SHAKALAKA

All bullshit aside, it's pretty obvious that Coby White should play 30+ minutes a night and never come off a bench again as a Bull. Like no disrespect to Satoransky but we're holding Ace-Jack off suit in a big blind with Coby and folding pre-flop while we find ourselves check-raising suited 9-6 with Sato hoping to get a straight. It's not happening and I haven't played poker since the Fossil Man ran town

Years later, the poker community would become shocked when he got busted in the middle of a hooker sting operation in Wake Forest, North Carolina… aka exactly 43 miles from Coby White's home town of Wilson, North Carolina aka 43 burgers is a lot of burgers. You'd be stupid to try and eat that many burgers and you'd be stupid to not start Coby White until mid-March.

Fire Gar.

Fire Pax.

Let Jim work in the equipment room.