Remember That Sad Brazilian Fan From Yesterday With The World Cup? Well, I'm Adopting Him As My Grandfather

No, no, nooooooo

Still holding! Still holding!

Ok one last kiss please!

Here, you can have it

Cutest old man ever and he’s my grandfather now. He doesn’t get a say in the matter. I’ve got a spot open for a Gramps and this guy just seems like he has the chops to fill it. I’ll sit on his lap in the favela as he tells me tales of the time he was on Mike in Brazil and he can make me wooden dolls whose noses grow when they tell a lie (that guy’s name is Gepetto. Don’t care that he’s Brazilian or what else you tell me, his name is Gepetto and he’s a toy maker). That’s my life now.