The Brazilians Are All Wearing Neymar Masks Because They Want To Give You Nightmares

“Germany is a way better team than us? That’s OK, we’ll just wear Neymar masks in the stands and look like something out of a horror movie and give them nightmares until they just quit and walk off the pitch. Somos todos Neymar except with our spine intact. ”

– everyone in Brazil

UPDATE: 4-0 Germany 25 minutes in. This plan did not work.