Marry Fuck Kill – Victoria Secret Girls, Barstool Smokeshows, Reef Girls

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Reef Girls

Vs.  Victoria Secret Models

Vs. Barstool Smokes

So in my GTA today I boldy proclaimed that if I could pick any group of girls on the planet to have sexual relations with I’d pick Reef Girls. I feel like Reef Girls are always Colombian, Brazilian or Argentinian chicks with the best asses in the world. Every single one of them. It’s just a tour de force of ass. So I’m sticking with them for my fuck. I can’t pass up on that type of ass. I can’t do it. I won’t do it. Plus I can’t pull a LaDuca/Sterling/California Chrome Owner and just reverse what I’m saying 5 seconds after I said it. That means I’m in a very tough predicament now. I’m either murdering Victoria Secret models (and my favorite chick in the world Candice Swanepoel) or I’m killing all the Barstool Smokes. Unfortunatly Candice has to die and it’s not even that hard of a decision. The Barstool Smokes are filled with some of the hottest chicks in the country.  What are there like 20 Victoria Secret models? Sure pound for pound the Victoria Secret Models are hotter, but sheer quantity outweigh quality. And it’s not like the smokes are chopped liver. Just google “Barstool Smokeshow” and you’ll see what I mean.   In fact if we were just picking what group of girls you could fuck for the rest of your life my order would still be Reef Girls > Smokes > Victoria Secret Models

Marry – Barstool Smokes
Fuck – Reef Girls
Kill – Victoria Secret Models