Shirtless Philadelphia Man STEALS AN AMBULANCE AND TAKES IT FOR A JOY RIDE

This dude is still chugging along. And by chugging along I mean driving 3 mph, shirtless, and with a helicopter spotlight firmly on his ass. Hard to blend in when you're in a goddamn AMBULANCE but that's what separates Philadelphia from the rest of the cities on this and any other planet. Some people see an ambulance and don't even consider stealing them. Others? Well... (I'm going to smash post now so we can all follow along live and update as more tow trucks try to unsuccessfully pit him.)

IMMEDIATE UPDATE - The man is also pantsless. My apologies for assuming this man was only sans shirt. He was also without pants. I don't know why I gave him credit as a pants wearer. In hindsight that was really fucking dumb of me. I'll be better. That's my word. But the chase is over. The SWAT truck boxed him in and ripped him out, as they're one to do in situations like this. 

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