Hot Pocket Heiress Will Face Jail Time For Involvement In Varsity Blues College Admissions Scandal

Don't get me wrong, I have eaten up every single aspect of Aunt Becky being the star of the Varsity Blues scandal. That being said, where has the coverage been about the Hot Pocket heiress being involved?!? I feel like never having a "Hot Pocket Heiress & Aunt Becky Face Jail Time Together" is a headline that I should've seen by now....but I haven't. 

I'm not sure what the Hot Pocket heiress sentencing will be. Isn't being known as the "Hot Pocket heiress" bad enough? Maybe sentence her to survive a full year off of eating just Hot Pockets. The top of her mouth would be burnt 24/7.