At The Halfway Point, The Skins Will Finish 9-7 and Make The Playoffs

Just as your boy predicted, the Skins redeemed themselves yesterday and whipped those Chargers all over Landover.

At the halfway point, the Skins are sitting at 3-5. Not very good, but could be much, much worse considering Griffin started the first game of the season at about 70% and without taking a single snap in preseason. He was as rusty as rusty can be.

Looking ahead, this team, even at 3-5, can and will make the playoffs in the shitty NFC East.

Nov 7 @ Vikings – Win. Short week vs the awful Christian Ponder and the depressing Vikings. Easy as pie.

Nov 17 @ Eagles – Win. Most bipolar team of all time. But I’m fairly sure Nick Foles stole Peyton’s skills like a Monstar and Peyton is currently in middle earth fighting to get it back, so I expect Foles to play like he did in the Dallas game.

Nov 25 vs. 49ers – Loss. It’s a Monday Night game, so who knows, but I’ll give the edge to the Niners. But hopefully CK comes down with the flu because their backup is Colt McCoy.

Dec 1 vs. Giants – Win. At home vs Eli’s retarded ass, yea, play the backups and still cover.

Dec 8 vs. Chiefs – Loss. HOW IS THIS TEAM SO GOOD? FUCK.

Dec 15 @ Falcons – Win. Man are the Falcons just the worst? That’s not rhetorical, I think the Jags can beat them at this point.

Dec 22 vs. Cowboys – Win. Hold my dick Romo.

Dec 29 @ Giants – Win. Clinching the playoffs in the swampland of New Jersey.

 
9-7 and the playoffs for the second year in a row. Bingo Bango Bongo.