Dude Pisses In The Washing Machine At The Laundromat

Huff Po – Footage of the Dec. 29, 2014, incident shows the young man pull up a chair to the machine, take a look around, unzip his trousers, and allegedly urinate. When he’s finished, he zips up his pants and puts down the seat closes the lid (You see, we said he is a gentleman). Another man is also seen on camera. Authorities released the video in an attempt to identify the alleged washing machine pisser. They say that they were flooded with tips and subsequently identified the suspect, according to My Champlain Valley. The mess required hours to clean up, WCAX reports.

Just a spiteful, spiteful move here from this Laundry Pisser. And you wanna know the most spiteful part of it? He actually wiped up his own piss with his sweatshirt when he was done. Like he doesnt even care if he gets piss on himself, as long as he gets some piss on other people as well. First he tried the tip toe move. Then he took the time to get a chair. Climbed up on there, and just emptied his bladder into some poor, unknowingly soul’s washing machine. Soaks his own sleeve in urine, and walks away with a smile on his face just knowing he secretly ruined someone’s load of laundry. It like peeing in someone’s shampoo bottle. Some completely sociopathic shit because you never even get a “GOTCHA!” moment. You just go on about your life, living completely normal, laying your head down at night getting some sort of sick personal satisfaction that you’re sneaky ruining someone’s day even though nobody else knows it. Sick bastards, man. Sick fucking pups.