Remember Hobie Buchanan From Baywatch? Well He's All Grown Up And He Tried To Murder His Wife

 

Daily Mail – Former Baywatch star Jeremy Jackson is alleged to have attempted to murder his ex-wife in an attack caught in a terrifying audio recording, MailOnline can reveal. The chilling recording captures ex-drug addict Jackson allegedly pouncing on fitness model Loni Willison as she lay in bed at their Los Angeles home. Loni, 31, can be heard screaming in terror as Jackson allegedly strangled and beat her, leaving her with two broken ribs, an injured neck and scratches on her face and body. The recording emerges after the former child star was kicked out of UK reality show Celebrity Big Brother for groping glamor model Chloe Goodman in a drunken stupor.  LA police officers were called to the incident last August and in a police report seen by MailOnline the star was accused of ‘attempt murder’ – a case later dropped after distraught Loni decided not to press charges. The police report said: ‘Susp. argued with vict (spous & cohab), susp used both hands to strangle vict and covered vict’s nose and mouth with his left hand, preventing victim from breathing.’ Jackson was ejected from British reality show Celebrity Big Brother this week after apparently groping a model in a toilet off-camera.  He then accepted a police caution – meaning that he admitted criminal wrongdoing.   The day before the attack Jackson sent Loni a chilling rap song by email in which he says ‘I wanna kill ya.’ The rambling 12 minute rap starts with the disturbing lyrics: ‘I’m here to tell ya. I wanna kill ya, I take you to my casa homie house [INAUDIBLE] and when you’re getting comfy I’m gonna run ya. I bet you like it. I bet you love it. I bet you’re getting cosy thinking you’re above me but you’re beneath me. And I’m the reaper. My name is Jeremy Jackson guess what I’m gonna teach ya. Oh sh*t.’

Whacha gonna doooo, brother….when HOBIE BUCHANAN runs wild on you???

What a goddam fucking lunatic. Singing rap songs about killing his wife and then actually trying to kill his wife. Just goes to show that you cannot be a child actor and end up normal. Its virtually impossible. Literally every single one of them ends up on drugs, in jail, or dead. Hobie Buchanan here might end up going for the trifecta. I suppose we should have all seen this coming. I mean if you’re a child actor on like a wholesome family show, you still end up all fucked up in your adult life. This dude was on Baywatch. In his formative years he had the tits of the hottest women of a generation all up in his face. Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Yasmine Bleeth, Nicole Eggert, Erika Eleniak, Traci Bingham, Gina Lee Nolin, Donna Derrico. Even that one chick who looked like Jamie Lee Curtis who you could even tell if it was a dude or a girl – she fucked you in the head and made you all sexually confused too. Bottom line is you cant be a teenage boy and have your job to be working around that kind of ass and end up being a normal person. You can’t be The Hoff’s son and not grow up with some sort of psychological issues where you feel superior to everyone else. I mean if you asked me if I thought Hobie Buchanan was going to become a roid rage murderer I probably would have said no, but we all should have seen something coming.