I’m Done Wearing Jeans

Listen everybody knows I’m an internet mogul. But a lesser known fact is I’m a fashion mogul. Like Miltons’s doesn’t just hand out clothing sponsorships to anybody. You got to have that certain je ne sais quoi quality. That’s why this blog is so groundbreaking. Brace yourselves because I’m about to change the game yet again. Yup my new life goal is to put jeans out of business. You heard it hear first! Now before you freak out I’m only talking about men’s jeans. Chicks can still wear em because chicks look fucking awesome in them. But not dudes. We all look the fucking same. It’s like an assembly line of sameness. Vanilla ice cream city. Your personality just gets sucked dry in jeans. Well enough is enough. Wearing pants is game changer. You walk into a room and it’s like who is this fucking cowboy? Chicks be just staring from afar knowing this guy is different. He doesn’t blend in with the jean crowd. He came here to make a statement.  Laugh all you want but keep in mind I’m the guy who brought back wearing backpacks with two straps. Everybody used to sling it over one shoulder until I started going 2 again. Now everybody wears 2. Same thing is gonna happen with Jeans. In 5 years nobody will be wearing them anymore and people won’t even know why or how that started. And that’s exactly when I’ll switch back to wearing them again.  Don’t hate the playa.  Hate the game.