We Have Our First XFL Cup Snake And It Is A Zillion Cups Long
Historians will tell us years from now that XFL 2.0 started on February 8, 2020. But I am here to tell you right now in blog form that XFL 2.0 became the football league of the future on February 15, 2020 once a group of DC Defender fans drank a zillion beers and gave birth to this monstrous cup anaconda. Goodell's goons in the No Fun League would have shut that snake down Taffer style once it came anywhere near hitting double digits in row size. But Vinnie Mac is the cool dad that lets his fans drink their faces off and have fun as long as they are doing it responsibly. As someone whose company was just valued at a cool half a billion dollars because of its incredible, crazy fanbase, I can tell you just how important that is.
Here's to the XFL joining us on the moon by using a zillion beers as rocket fuel.