An Australian Kid Put On An Absolute Clinic On Catching Flies With His Tongue And Eating Them During A Live Interview With The News
CRIKEY! Now that is how you handle a distraction. Being interviewed live on the news with your family as everyone wears their Sunday Best hats is tough enough. However, to have two flies land directly on your face and doing weirdo fly shit right as the camera lights go on is downright impossible. Lesser men would either interrupt the nice family moment to shoo the flies away or let those little buggers go to town on their face while faking a smile.
But that's not how they do in the Land Down Under where no creature big or small feels comfortable about their spot on the Food Chain, which in turn makes every living being on that island Aussie Tough. This little bloke saw an opportunity to get rid of a potential predator and get some free protein by exhibiting tongue work that would make Youngstown Bob jealous. Killing two birds with one stone is one thing. But killing two flies with one tongue as the cameras are rolling is the stuff of legends that not even Yoshi can do in any of the Mario games and the precise reason this young king should be cheesing for the rest of time.