I Have A Wank Battle Against The Porn King Scheduled For This Weekend
So I wrote this blog earlier today after hearing Part I of The Porn God's appearance on Dog Walk (download/rate 5 stars/subscribe)
Truth be told I was hoping to get some clicks and maybe a fun little Wank Battle against a colleague of mine in the name of content.
What I didn't even contemplate was that The Porn King was monitoring everything from his Porn Castle and would challenge me to a WB (that's how us Wank Battlers say Wank Battle).
Now I'll admit that I may have bit off more than I can wank because going up against a Porn King in a smut contest as a married father of two that can go months without seeing another naked body in person is like taking your first at bat against Jacob deGrom in a World Series game. But as a longtime smut blogger that has made my bones and sprung a few boners in the smut game the last 5+ years, I simply cannot let a smut lord like The Porn King give me my first Wank Battle L by throwing in the cum rag before the first round for both my profession and coworkers. So I have accepted The Porn King's challenge, no matter how much I may get worked. This is a real life Rocky Balboa situation, Chuck Wepner be damned and I'm gonna do whatever I can to come through for Barstool and the Stoolies.
However as fate would have it, tonight it Date Night at the Casa de Clem, which has made this entire situation a little sticky before it gets really sticky, especially since Wifey reads Barstool. But The Porn King seems to be okay with our mano-a-mano battle taking place later tonight or potentially this weekend.
Also I may or may not be in the middle of a Wank Battle against another Barstool blogger right now...