'Trojans Are All About Protection!' - Bill Walton, With A Straight Face Dropping The Call Of The Year

They don't call it the Pac-12 After Dark for no reason, folks. That reason? This man (mostly): 

And now he's out here dropping the call of the year. He knew what he was doing. You can't convince me Walton doesn't know about Trojan condoms. He worked that line in perfectly. It was seamless and he saw his opportunity to drop it and by God he did. There's a reason he's one of the best (he's no Bill Raftery) in the business. 

This is why Walton and Pasch are perfect for Thursday nights. I don't need the x's and o's breakdown of a game. I can watch it and know what's going on. Hell, if I really want an analysts opinion besides my own I can just go on Twitter. I need to be entertained and that's what Walton is. He's entertainment.

Long live Walton and his wondrous brain.