Sochi Olympic Bathrooms For Athletes Are Strict As Fuck
People have asked me what surprised me the most here in Sochi. It’s this. Without question … it’s … THIS. pic.twitter.com/1jj05FNdCP
— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) February 4, 2014
If I got to Sochi and saw these rules I might just turn around and leave. I don’t do well with rules in the bathroom, that’s my me time. I’ll do whatever I want in there. No pissing standing up? No getting too drunk and puking? No squating on the seat? No fishing? No whatever that last guy is doing (putting a torpedo in the toilet?)? I mean you can’t even flush your shit tickets! You gotta leave them to stew in the trash! That’s just bananas. C’mon Putin, let a man live.