TIME TO DEMAND JUSTICE: Cincinnati Man Arrested For Drunkenly Calling The Cops 25 Times To Help Find His Lost Hoodie

[Source] - A Northside man was arrested early Monday morning after authorities said he called the police more than 25 times to get help looking for a lost hoodie. Harves Gardner, 32, faces a felony charge of disrupting public services

“When police arrived (the) defendant only wanted rides around town to find his hoodie that he lost," officers reported.

I'm sorry but I'm just going to side with Harves Gardner here. Everyone has their favorite hoodie. Hell, everyone has their favorite go-to pair of underwear, t-shirt, sneakers, hat, etc. But there's something about a hoodie. There's a reason guys determine what sweatshirts are free game for girls to steal and which ones are off limits. The moment you lose a go-to? You freak out. You feel off. Nothing is comfortable. It completely ruins your entire day. 

I actually applaud him for calling the cops. I don't know how this is a felony though. That's simply outrageous. The cops gotta treat a drunk Harves here like a parent. Every parent knows what I'm talking about here. Your kid forgets a toy somewhere, what do you do? You go to the store and buy the same exact one and lie that you found it. Just ask my guy here what his sweatshirt looks like and go buy one. 

I demand justice and his hoodie returned right away.