Introducing The Hottest Cop In The History Of Law Enforcement

NYDN - Her looks alone are arresting. A smokin’ hot female Dutch cop has the Internet swooning as a two-year-old photograph of the sexy officer has once again swept the web. The stunning law enforcement officer was snapped in May 2012 while investigating a robbery in the town of Wassenaar in the Netherlands. Wearing tight white pants, cowboy boots and a snug fitting top — not to mention the gun holstered around her waist — the stoic cop’s sultry look and smooth curves had Reddit users going gaga.

I don’t think I’ve ever been more disappointed in the internet. Officer Smokestack over here goes viral in 2012 and we still dont know who she is? Still dont have her instagram, twitter, facebook, and social security number?? Cmon now. Maybe Anonymous can get their priorities straight, drop the whole Ferguson, Missouri thing, and focus their efforts on finding the Hot Dutch Cop? Because its an affront to the internet and dudes everywhere that she hasn’t been tracked down.

I’ll fly to Holland or the Netherlands or Luxembourg or wherever the fuck the Dutch are from and get arrested if I have too. Bring your cowboy boots, your white pants, those tits and your gun and you can use all the police force you want, officer. I’ll take this hit for the internet if it means getting her to come out the wooden shoes she’s hiding in.