James Corden Is A No Good Dirty Trickster That Doesn't Actually Drive His Car During Carpool Karaoke
Look, I get that show business is built on making idiots like me believe in things that are not actually real and if James Corden actually drove his car, he would be turning the streets of Los Angeles into a real life Grand Theft Auto game. If you saw Corden's truck swerving down the street with no regard for human life, you better run like Omar is coming because he was about to put up a body count in double digits. I also get that it's hard to have your cheeky Brit continue to drive his car once he stacks up 100 or so vehicular manslaughter charges.
But fuuuuuuck man. If you are going to fake the funk with the driving of the car, can't you just shoot it all on a closed set so nobody exposes this shit and ruins the magic? This tweet is like a twerp kid telling her 2nd grade class that Santa is fake. I want to believe that I am watching Carpool Karaoke, not Tow Truck Trickster Karaoke, no matter how unlikely or unsafe it seems. At this point, can we even trust that the singing is real or is it just lip synching? Or maybe those "celebrities" in the car are just the best lookalikes the producers can find scrounging for cash on Venice Beach. As for James Corden, I hate to say it, but Family Guy said it best.
At this point, I don't know who to trust. Is the Cash Cab real? Is Jerry Seinfeld actually driving or even sipping on an actual cup of Joe while wondering around with another funny man? And God help me if I find that the Bangbus is being pulled by a big rig while a bro and a random bystander are engaged in sexual relations.
They say bad things happen in threes, which means this is the closer like Mo Rivera after Mr. Peanut got got and Eli Manning announced he will be retiring.
TL;DR Hollywood is a bunch of liars, but we already knew that.