Getcha Tissues Ready: Eli Manning Is Reportedly Going To Announce His Retirement On Friday
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Well this is going to hurt like a motherfucker. First I lose my guy Mr. Peanut then I lose my dog Eli Manning. Worst Wednesday ever
I don't think anybody who knows anything about Eli Manning can be shocked by this news, but it still hit like a Brandon Jacobs Truck Stick to the heart. The only man to outduel Tom Brady and Bill Belichick twice in the Super Bowl is hanging up his laser rocket arm and gigantic balls instead of trying to latch on with another team in a move that could sully his wonderful legacy on Friday. Did Eli plan to do this before Super Bowl week because he didn't want the retirement of the QB that is 7th all-time in passing yards, completions, and touchdowns to overshadow a game he was named the MVP of twice? That's not for me to say, but that sounds exactly like the kind of selfless act the former NFL Man of the Year would do.
I sincerely wish Elisha Nelson Manning the best in whatever he chooses to do next and I'll see you bitches in Canton in 5 years!!!