Direct TV Puppet Nudes (NSFW Unless You Live Somewhere In Asia Probably)

If we’re being honest the Direct TV Puppet is the sexiest chick on TV. If we were to make an accurate “Top 100 Sexiest Alive” it would have to be #2 Kate Beckinsale, #1 Direct TV Puppet. Of course we can sit here and debate the definition of “alive.” I suppose a puppet isn’t really living but at the same time I think she comes to life during the commercials much like Pinocchio. Just as he was a real boy, the Direct TV Puppet is a real girl with a healthy sexual appetite. Enough debating the definition of life, lets get to the nudes, shall we?

Click here for uncensored 1 you perv

Click here for uncensored 2 you big time perv

PS – Can we talk about this guy???

 

Who is this dude??? Why is the Direct TV Puppet getting fucked by someone who looks like he belongs in the X Men? I mean obviously some Dragon Ball Z anime creep made these pictures so I’m assuming he’s some character from some weird shit like that? Either way that definitely threw me for a loop. Probably shouldn’t be asking this many questions about cartoon porn but whatever.

UPDATE: Cable! Of course. Knew X Men popped into my head for some reason. Thats a real clever touch to this cartoon porn.