Father From NJ Wearing This "Feminist Dad" Shirt Pretty Much Guarantees His Daughter Will Die A Virgin

Yahoo – A photo of a dad in a “Feminist Father” polo shirt has swiftly gone viral on Tumblr, where it’s been liked and shared more than 193,000 times since being posted by the man’s proud daughter on Sunday. “He’s very supportive of me and the decisions I make for myself; he cares so much about me and my passion for feminism,” Kristine Speare, 20, tells Yahoo Shine through a Twitter message regarding her father, Chuck, a restaurant owner in Cherry Hill, NJ. “He completely agrees with the shirt’s message.” The buzzed-about black shirt — available on retail website Zazzle for $48.90 — is emblazoned, on its back, with the following warning: “Rules for dating my daughter: 1. I don’t make the rules. 2. You don’t make the rules. 3. She makes the rules. 4. Her body, her rules. —Feminist Father”

This should have a sneaky rule number 5 in smaller, darker font that says “I will beat the fucking life out of your body if you penetrate my daughter.” You see those pipes coming out of those sleeves? Got those weird Vince McMahon old man steroid veins popping out. Guy has old man strength and seems pretty hell bent on his daughter not getting fucked. “Feminist Dad” may sound kind of pussy but if you ask me its all just a cover up to intimidate any potential penis trying to enter his daughter to ensure his daughter grows into an old spinster. Chick might as well join the convent now. He may say “she makes the rules” and “its her body” but any dad going to the lengths to wear this shirt around probably also has a Happy Gilmore “Guns don’t kill people, I kill people shirt.” Sometimes getting laid just ain’t worth the hassle and in this case a Feminist Dad seems like a whole lotta fucking hassle.