Chick Claims She Had Sex With Dolphins During NASA Experiments In The 1960s

NYDN – A female animal researcher has admitted to sex with a male dolphin during a 1960s NASA-funded experiment. Margaret Howe Lovatt was stationed on the U.S. Virgin Islands as part of a NASA experiment to teach the intelligent mammals how to communicate. She revealed in an upcoming BBC documentary that it was in 1963 when a house was flooded to turn it into a dolphinarium, allowing researchers to study the animals at close quarters, according to the Daily Mirror. One of them, nicknamed Peter, was a sexually maturing adolescent. “Peter liked to be … with me. He would rub himself on my knee, my foot or my hand and I allowed that,” she said. “I wasn’t uncomfortable — as long as it wasn’t too rough. It was just easier to incorporate that and let it happen, it was very precious and very gentle, Peter was right there, he knew that I was right there.” Lovatt claims the sex play became a regular part of her studies, adding, “It would just become part of what was going on, like an itch, just get rid of that scratch and we would be done and move on.” The nature of their relationship caused a scandal and rumors grew about experiments of dolphins suffering drug abuse with LSD tests. The BBC documentary “The Girl Who Talked to Dolphins” will be shown on BBC4 on Tuesday, June 17. Sexual acts between dolphins and humans have a history. American author Malcolm Brenner wrote a book called “Wet Goddess” based on his nine-month sexual relationship with a dolphin at Floridaland amusement park in the 1970. Research by Dr. Mark Griffiths, of Nottingham Trent University, found there are a small number of “delphinophiles” — humans sexually attracted to dolphins. Some studies have also found evidence that male dolphins are drawn to women because they give off similar pheromones to female dolphins.

We’ve talked about dolphin sex before on Barstool New York. Most notably Malcolm Brenner, the dude who fucked a dolphin for 9 months and then wrote a book about it, Not once, but twice. But we weren’t really ever sure what happened or if it was true at all because I’m pretty sure Malcolm Brenner’s brain was completely mangled from the use of LSD and other hallucinogenics.

But this old broad right here, this is legit. Margaret was working for fucking NASA. This is a report on fucking BBC. Those are like the two most legitimate organizations in the world. This is as real as it gets. And you know what I’d really appreciate? If this chick dropped the whole “it wasn’t sexual for me” act. It was just for Peter. It was sexual for him. I was just getting to know Peter. That was my job.

Bull-fucking-shit, babe. You were jerking off a dolphin. Nobody jerks off a goddam dolphin unless they want to. I don’t care what your job description is. I don’t care how much you get paid. You start stroking dolphin dick, its because you want to stroke that dolphin dick. You have the choice to put him back in the pool and fuck those girl dolphins and you wanted him all to yourself. Don’t act like you and Peter have some special bond and then turn around and be too embarrassed of him to go public with it. You love dolphin dick and you should be proud of it.

PS – How about the game on Peter? Dude was just relentless to the point that he got a chick from a different species to fuck him. Thats what I call persistence.

PPS – Can we go back to the 60s? That shit was fucking awesome. We were putting people on the moon and doing weird new drugs and NASA was doing experiments where people have sex with dolphins. Things were so much more interesting back then.