Donald Sterling Went To An All Black Church For 2 Hours

LBS – Donald Sterling may be on the verge of losing the Los Angeles Clippers to former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, but that doesn’t mean the 82-year-old is giving up on trying to repair his image. His methods, however, have left many laughing. On Sunday, Sterling attended a two-hour service at a predominantly African-American church in South Los Angeles. TMZ caught Sterling as he was leaving Praises of Zion Baptist Church and reported that he sat through an entire service. He had apparently planned the visit before an agreement was reached to sell the Clippers. Sources told TMZ that roughly 30 people were in attendance at the service, and at least one man left with his children as soon as Sterling and his security staff entered. Another church member handed Sterling something as he was leaving and reached through his window to offer a sign of affection. While it has been reported that the Sterling Trust (aka Shelly Sterling) has signed off on the sale of the Clippers and Donald’s signature is not needed, we expect him to explore all legal avenues and make the transaction difficult.

Alright so I’m pretty sure this is the last piece of evidence I need to make the call: Donald Sterling is not racist. He pays black dudes millions of dollars, he’s dating a minority, and for fuck’s sake he was able to sit through Black Church for 2 goddam hours this weekend. Take a look in the mirror and ask yourself if you do any of those things. You definitely ain’t paying black guys millions, you probably aren’t dating a mino, and there’s no chance in hell you would ever subject yourself to 2 hours in Black Church. I can’t even stand 50 minutes in White Church. 2 hours with the hootin and hollerin and all that talk about the Holy Ghost on a nice summer weekend? Thats commitment my friends. He’s fully morphed into the equal-but-opposite Clayton Bigsby. He’s like a White Black Supremacist. In his heart he can’t stand them but all of his actions are helping the black community. Tell him that he’s white, he would probably kill himself. Just be one less old white Jewish billionaire around. His commitment is that deep.