Best Couples Jerseys Ever

I bet this guy gets hit on non-stop in this jersey. I’m sure he has chicks trying to fuck him right in front of his girlfriend. Because you know how girls love a guy who’s in a relationship? Because I guess it shows you’re stable and not insane and all that. Well that goes tenfold for a guy in a relationship who’s also a clam master. Stable relationship and you can fuck? Girls are undoubtedly hanging all over you. I might make a friend where a “”Lucky Clam” jersey with me out to the bar this weekend just because it’s that foolproof.