Whoever Hotboxed This Train With A Fart Should Be Arrested For Domestic Terrorism

I’m going to make a political statement. I know it’s not what we do here at Barstool, but I feel it’s appropriate at this juncture. You ready? Here it is. I want whoever did this to be formally charged with an act of terror. I want them to be charged with terrorism and tried in the International Court Of Justice. This type of behavior simply has no place in our society. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for a well timed fart, (cc: Danny Lopriore)

but not on a train and not if it’s going to smell. Look at this poor lady’s face.

People screaming, banging on doors, trying to jump out the MOVING train. Pure pandemonium and for what? Because someone thought it would be funny. Shame on them and if you think it’s funny shame on you too.