Eating Full Celery Stalks On A Plane Is Completely Normal Behavior

I honestly don’t even get what the big deal is here. You’ve never seen a vegetarian pre-pack a couple of stalks for the long ride in the open skies? Buddy, if I had a couple of raisins and some peanut butter for every time I’ve seen this move, the entire plane would be eating ants on the log until their tummies couldn’t take it. Wanna make your ants on the log a dessert? Switch the raisins out for dark chocolate chips. It will make your palate dance with delight.