It's A Seven Tuba Pile-Up!

Poor fucking geeks. I really do feel bad for them. Because these kids could go out there every Friday night and play the best damn tuba you’ve ever heard and no one would remember them. They could legitimately be the 7 best tuba players in the entire world, but on Saturday morning no one will ever mention their names. Unless, of course, they trip over each other at midfield like clumsy, socially retarded dominoes. They’re almost like field goal kickers in that sense, people only give you attention when you fuck up. If you go out there and execute flawlessly, then you did what you were supposed to do. If you go out there and have an amazingly embarrassing botch job? Get ready for the wrath of the internet.

PS – The ONLY way to handle this is to do this every week from now on like it’s part of the show.  It would be the best move in the history of band.   The old 7 Tuba domino move.   Southern and Grambling would be quaking in their boots.