The Strippers From The Ravens Bus Melee May Be The Ugliest Group Of Strippers In History

Front 3 are decent (that’s the infamous Sweet P on the left). I wouldn’t take them to the champagne room but I also wouldn’t puke if I saw them on stage. But the rest of this crew? Straight horrific. That chick in the McKinnie jersey could legitimately pass for him. The one behind her has one of the ugliest mugs on the planet. It’s no wonder a fight broke out. The Ravens were probably pissed off about how ugly these chicks were and started calling them names and shit. Totally deserved too. If you’re a professional athlete celebrating a W then your party bus stripper game has to be better than this. Has to be.

PS – You know a party bus is rockin’ when you’ve got strippers just casually sipping coffee, fully clothed. I think that’s what the kids call #turntup