The Lines For Legal Weed Are Fucking Outrageous

No I am legitimately flabbergasted with that line. I never knew that many people need a drug dealer otherwise I wouldn’t be slinging blogs. I’d be dealing fucking drugs and living that good life, satisfying the surplus demand that has people lining up miles in advance across Illinois suburbs everywhere. Really makes you think twice about how ridiculous it is we waited this long for legal weed but that’s a different blog. For now let’s focus on the wait outside the dispensaries and universally speaking it is totally amateur hour. Illinois wouldn’t have it any other way.