Miltons Pimp My Look
This dude is definitely in the “I should be able to afford my own clothes” age bracket.
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Today’s Contestant
Reader Email
El Prez,
I humbly come to you asking a favor for one of my best buds Kyle. You can pretty much tell by looking at him that the kid loves to party, get’s super wild, and does crazy funny shit. He’s also a loyal stoolie. Having said all that, I’m sad to say he’s one pathetic asshole Kyle has been living without a phone for the past year and hasn’t had a car for the past 4 years. The fact that any girl ever wants to talk to him never ceases to amaze me. Sometimes I swear his dog just looks at him with straight shame in his eyes. His normal attire consists of old grimy work shirts and mesh shorts.Looking threw his pictures it seems as though when he goes to weddings he must borrow his older brothers cloths because they are 2 sizes to big for him. Please help class this dude up like I know only you can.
VIVA LA STOOL
-Maddog