Fuck It, Lets Go Spoil A Season
The Chase Young dream is dead or at least as dead as something can be when the two teams that could screw up their own fortunes are the Redskins and Lions. The Lions were up 7 last I checked and I would never discount the kind of hell Jason Garrett may put Cowboys fans in what could be his last game as head coach by losing at home vs. the Skins. Regardless, my shitty brain and overworked heart cannot handle the amount of work that goes into breaking down all the different scenarios of where the Giants pick can be in next year's draft in the midst of all this typical Week 17 chaos.
Which is why we are simply rooting for a GMen win today and to spoil a rival's season for all the opposing fans that have been threatened by blockhead Eagles fans as well as all the former Super Bowl MVPs that have been exiled from Philly. I want to see Daniel Jones ball the fuck out for the second week in a row and break that scruffy looking nerf herder in Cleveland's rookie touchdown record. I want to see Saquon Barkley break ankles and souls now that he appears to be fully healthy again. I want to see some of the young guys on defense give us some good plays on film that we can talk ourselves into everything being okay on that side of the ball with a shitload of resources pumped into the defense. And of course I want to see the Eagles get bounced from the playoffs at the last possible second and finally put #EaglesTwitter out of its misery in a season they have been saying was over since the first drive of the year. I know that would open the door for the Cowboys to make the postseason and they have the kind of talent to potentially make some noise. But sometimes you gotta root for pride as well as pure hatred for your opponent. And unless a coach clapping at a moderate pace started counting for points, I'm not too worried about Dallas going deep in January. So here's to one last ride on the Danwagon until next year when he hopefully has a bunch of new, talented teammates and a coach that isn't a scared buckethead.
P.S. I'm not sure if this is a good omen or a bad omen since Larry was the ultimate Trick Or Treat player, usually on the same play.