We Need A Koji Uehara Shirt Stat!

34 straight.   The most ever in the history of the Boston Red Sox.    Everyday we get 20 emails demanding a Koji Uehara shirt.  This is all we’ve come up with so far.  I don’t think any of them work do they?   So I’m gonna throw it out to the Stoolies to do what they do best.   Come up with horrible ideas and hope there is one diamond in the rough in there.   We’ll put them together for a vote tonight or tomorrow.   Winner gets $300 bones and the honor of saying they designed the best Koji Uehara shirt in all the land.

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