Time To Debunk Another Viral Video I Guess

(YouTube) — In response to all of the questions: I had a hernia repair to fix residual tears from a previous surgery.
I wish I could remember this but I was definitely out of it.  This was my fifth surgery within our six years of marriage and she’s been by my side through all of it. In a previous surgery I suffered a severe complication and we didn’t know if I’d ever function the same again. She is the love of my life.

So I guess this will be our new thing? Telling people that whatever video the internet is in love with that day is fake? Whatever, if I’m the hero that Gotham needs then I guess that’s what I’ll do. Anyone ever heard of Google? Well if you Google this dude’s name, Jason Mortensen, then it’s pretty easy to figure out he’s an actor.

Sure, those pictures are a little old. But what’s the best way to get some calls rolling in? A viral video of course. Show everyone how great you are at acting like you suck at eating crackers. Slur your words a little bit in a YouTube video and you’ll be on Ellen in no time. From there it’s just a short leap to a guest appearance on General Hospital. Then you’ve made it! Congrats, Jason!

PS – A sex tape is also a way to get famous bro. Just throwing it out there… sex tape.