The Arizona Coyotes Are Trading For Taylor Fucking Hall
I can’t believe I am saying this but I am jealous of the Arizona Coyotes. They’re going all in and trying to win the Pacific Division this year and who knows…maybe the West. They’ve got depth, elite playmakers, and they play as a team. They’re great to watch in a weird suffocating want to rip your eyes out sort of way. And now they’ve got Hall. Hall, Kessel, Schmaltz, Keller, defense, goaltending, and Hjalmarsson will be coming back before the playoffs. The Yotes look great on paper and good on the ice.
I am actually happy for them. The Coyotes have never been fun even in the rare years when they were good. This team will be a good test to see if the NHL can actually work in Arizona. Get people excited. Win some games. Sell some tickets. Must be nice.